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Jokes may have a punch line that works always. The comedians must choose the Sardarji jokes, Political jokes or the question/answer joke to entertain the audience, and provide laughter. In the comedy field ‘12 o'clock jokes’ is most famous series. Here you can find many different forms of new comedy messages.
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Punjab Me 1 Train Ke Niche 100 Sardar Aa Gaye!
99 Mar Gaye..
1 Bach Gaya.
Reporter Ne Usse Puchha: Ye Sab Kise Hua..?
Sardar: Galat Announcement Ki Vajah Se,
Announcement Huva Tha Ki Shatabdi Express Platform Par Aa Rahi Hai!
To Sab Ghabra Ke Platform Se Utarkar Patri Par Aa Gaye!
Par Train Platform Par Nahi Patri Par Aayi.
Reportr: Aur Aap Samajdar Nikle Jo Patri Par Nahi Utre!
Sardar: Are Nahi Re, Me To Suicide Karne Aya Tha, Announcement Sunke Me Patri Se Hatkar Platform Pe Let Gaya Tha.
(2)
BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!
(3)
Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya.
TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart Hai.
Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho…
(4)
Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho??
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha….
(5)
Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge..
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Isiliye Nahi Bheja.
I Care For U Always..
(6)
Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,
Police man - Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi - Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man - Kya Majburi Thi?
Sharabi - Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..
(7)
Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!
(8)
Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..
Amazing!
ReplyDeleteLove it :)